Picked up some punters in the courtesy bus the other day in uniform...
upon reaching the terminal i gave the usual "where to go" etc...
one guy asks "will you be flying us today?"
to which i replied "no he will" - pointing to my offsider...
Punter replies "good cause you cant drive for sh!t"
- dodged some roadkill on the way in...
to the usual questions i try to change the answer each time and come up with a few:
do you want to be a commercial pilot ?
- i thought about it but flying for free is even better
- i cant as im legally blind
- i am but just on the weekends
- you mean your not my flight instructor
- oh no i plan on driving us around today, you got a tape measure i need to check the gate for the wings...
whats the inflight movie?
-its called back of my head , starring me...
-death from above
- oh we dont ahve a movie ... just strippers
hehe you all mock the pax but it would be boring (although easier) without them
