I never made fast jets in the air force, I got given the scraps "Caribou" but one of the distinct advantages of flying this slippery beast was the humanitarian work that I did throughout south east Asia.
So what I pledge to do is join Tony on his charity work and offer my "automatic" 911 turbo up as shelter for the homeless. Seeing it's a tiptronic I may as well throw it in the bin anyway.
I think it could sleep a family of four and this may ease the pain felt by all those unfortunate ones that need our assistance.