Pip Pip and hoorah for Capt Tosser!
Capt Toss, quite correct there me ole mate. But being a real Toss Pot I had you worked out and you were definitely standing out from all the others, so that's why I selected you.
Beers at the bar, hands waving in the air, an excellent example of airman-ship, if ever t'was. It a pity we can't get that sort of standard back - not the same, since you left.
Your outstanding investment knowledge, management skills, deft handling of beer orders, help me become the Prime Minister we all know and love.
An Ozzie little bleeder ya are mate! Onya!
Regards,
Bob.