Cool thread.
Personal favourites, in case anyone thought morons were confined to GA flights.
"Is this the Qantas terminal?"
No, it's the Ansett terminal. Thanks for asking. We just hang up that enormous Qantas sign, park all those Qantas aircraft out front and dress everyone in Qantas outfits to fool people.
"But I was only driving the car."
Explanation as to why pax failed to declare a criminal conviction for armed robbery to Immigration.
"...but I always take me rifle on the bus".
Rural pax in an effort to take his rifle as carry on luggage, in the early days of LCCs.
P.S. don't kick or run away from sniffer dogs as it only attracts attention. That said, watching some poor goof tearing around the baggage area with a happy labrador after him brightens up many a staff member's day.
