Not myself but a pilot I knew flying 206's in Botswana after a long tiring day got the normal joke from the pax whilst loading.
Pax " What film is showing on the flight" ha ha
Pilot " Its called shut up and look out of the window"
Another guy very bush pilot looking got the normal " What meal will you be serving" he answered " do I look like a F@#$ing air hostess.
Flying would be great without the passengers!