Kerrist
Slasher, you'd better write a book mate! With all the "events" you've experienced to date you'll be able to retire a wealthy man from the royalties.
And btw, it's not the porn on the puter that's pissing her off, it's the old VC's w@nking
(and your encouragement)
!!
Life must've been bloody dull for you in Oz!!
Oh yeah, can't help ya with any of that other stuff.
Great to see you back (and lucky to still have you, by the sound of things.)