Phyk/Ben,
I am still young enough to remember the dreams I had in year 12...to be PAID to fly, WOW. This may sound really condescending, and it may be partly intentional, but you have a great deal to learn, as did I.
Its not rude 'shutting down' the schemes offered, it is someone's opinion WHO HAS BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY! Seeing as you are somewhat lacking in that department, I would mind what I say. There is no such thing as a free lunch, or an easy way, everyone pays their dues, be it GA, or sitting in the RHS of a SAAB for 5 years. Don't think 5 years is too long? Look back on the last 5, you were in Year 7. Look at all the friends, crushes, experiences and time that has passed and then tell me 5 years aint much.
Before you go chasing the dream of wearing the train drivers cap straight away, why don't you explore ALL OPTIONS.... I reckon I have a pretty good idea which path would be more enjoyable.
j3