The kid was asked to comment on his 13th Birthday treat from his Dad by his teacher:
My Daddy took me to work today
and with all the planes he let play
The big one the little one
the one with the blue tail
and even the one whose engine did fail
I lined them up
i cleared them to go
one even told me
damn fine show
Then the man from the paper wrote his bit
and now my dad is well in the s**t
So im back on the streets and i'm number one
at selling my drugs, i've got a big gun.