Yes, yes, belongs in Jet Blast, I know but...
NEWS FLASH:
Brisbane Police reported finding a man's body floating in the Brisbane River, near the Story Bridge. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to heavy beer consumption combined with a drug overdose. He was found wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a “Rudd again in 2010” T-shirt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
Police removed the Rudd T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.