Reminds me of the time a few years back when one of the locals at Oombulgurri decided to take on a taxiing 207, then a stationary 206 with a cricket bat.... all this after trying to remove a passenger THROUGH the pilot - who was closing the door at the time - from the back of the 207.
Said local was given a polite tap on the jaw with a bunched fist and as he was gathering his whits on the ground the pilot involved ran around the front, jumped in and fired her up..... The unhappy local thereafter threw the cricket bat at the 207, missed, and so decided to have a go at an innocent, bystanding 206.
Needless to say he was soon "assisting" the police with their enquiries and the cricket bat was taken as "exhibit A".
The comment was passed at the time that consideration was given to the possibility of giving him a "Hartzell Haircut"