Please do come on Mr 'Squidward', and tell us some of the stories behind your comment.
I note from your stated age that you are retired(?) and would have a wealth of anecdotes to be shared......
Please....
Well done Mr Centaurus, thoroughly enjoyable, and the 'visual impression' of the actual axe incident is very striking....pardon the pun.... well done.
It brings to mind what should have happened to the arrogant B-52 commander who so 'foolishly' thought he was far better than he actually was when he overbanked the aircraft at an airshow no less and, tragically, took everybody else with him....
Cheers