alpha control,
At last, a RAF controller with a sense of humour, my I laughed so much at your thread I nearly fell over my civvy salary.
Have you got any more cracking jokes you would like to share with us?
Oh, by the way, it may seem to the amateur that we have ' an awful lot of incidents' but then we do work an awful lot of planes i.e. not 3
Must go before i pee myself
FF
