This makes me very cross!
Anyone remember the film "True Lies" when Arnie "visits" the guy who is pretending to be a secret agent to try and shag his wife? How about the gentlemen from Credenhill pay him an unofficial visit for some special attention? That would get my vote
I'm not advocating bodily harm - just make his life a pigging misery for being a total c0ck!
Grrrrr!