... "£170k a WEEK footballer? For kicking a gas bag around a field and kissing men" ... or push tin????
...Personally, I'd kick a gas bag around every week (fcuk 40 yr. old ladies of the night- R. Wooney, Beat innocent by-standers to a pulp- G. Serrard, Defame one's colleagues to the Paps- Gwen-Soren Ericss, Sleep with team-mates wives -"Beaker" from "the Muppets" Terry and crash £250,000 ferrari's at 120mph willy nilly- Conaldo) so "at the end of the day" when I retire at 32 I'd privately fund an A.T.C. course (at the clubs expense) .... for ser-vices rendered
"Over the hill comes killer civil-servant"- Sark E. Mmith.