Speaking personaly Beagle,
It was just a bit of banter
, no offence intended.
Personaly, I'd rather have a firmer than usual touchdown (big jets should always be landed in a no-nonsense manner) before the ASI hump, than be desperately searching for the tarmac on the downslope after the hump. Arse twitching like a rabbit's nose springs to mind!
PS, Brit Bus Driver, all sounds horribly familiar!! Just to be a technical pedant, the nose up trim is wound on below 1500' in Autoland only, hence not at ASI. I'll get my coat.