Nice one chaps (and chapettes?)
I think we can keep the ball rolling for the next one...
Runner up & back up piccy if theres a delay:
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Dear Sir,
Myself and my 4 off African Prince friends have suitcases full of money which we need to put into a UK bank account. Please let us have all your bank details....
But, topical & just plain funny, IMHO, is:
Shlonghaul!
Let me just check ....... yes the next asylum seeker boat to Australia leaves at 5 o'clock ....... now is that smoking or non smoking?