Basil With regards the BA777 (we might as well make this thread serve some useful purpose) as well as reporting that some SLF did not realise it was a crash (like LAND / TAXI / PA about staying in your seat until we reach the terminal building / etc.) some proved that they WERE only SLF by trying to take their hand luggage with them ...
As far as I'm concerned, if we behave like that, the CC/FAs/Hosties can call us anything they like.