"It will allow you entry into any conversation at the same level as your graduate colleagues and will in fact impress them"
Really ?? You knob.
Sorry I don't normally resort to crass abuse but please.....
Now don't tell me, I musn't have a good eduation because I've resorted to calling him a knob, right ??? Anyway, flame away knobby, you'll still be a knob.......(or a wind up knob).
(Sorry mods).