Strobin Purple,
Afraid that the going rate for a Barrister rather precludes our employment as washers of anything, well, anything physical that is!
Why am I on here? Well, I used to BE HM forces front line aircrew and was pointed here some years ago by a mutual friend.
As to denigrating said aircrew abilities, where did I do that? I spend most of my working days with merchant banks and the likes these days and the abilities of aircrew seem totally irrelevant to what they do. Hence I don't seem to meet any. Not denigrating, just a fact.