Good troll -- although I'm sure there really are people* sitting around in Handbrake House who, if tasked with reducing us down to 31,000 bods, would decide that the best thing to do would be to try and get rid of all the aircrew first by ****canning aircrew-specific retention measures. What do those flyboys all do, anyway? They take hours to respond to emails, their admin orders still have underlined headings and uppercase signature blocks even though they went out of JSP101 TWO YEARS AGO, and some days they don't even check their JPA workflows at all...
Dave
* you know the sort I'm talking about -- blue shirt, box crease, 10 secondary duties and 500 new emails sent per day to get their name noticed...