Dammit.... You
were right!!!
If only my time-share owning, diamond-wearing, gold-plated, garlic-fed ostriches wearing alpaca wool-knit jerseys whilst hoarding Charles & Diana wedding commemorative plates & sipping collectors' single-malt whiskeys in Olive-groves had paid out as I'd expected them to.
Oh well, back to two-minute noodles for me. I suppose I better start reading Crews News for such super-economic tips as: "How to Survive on a measly $5+ Million HKD per year for 17 years without needing foodstamps".