Cynical Pilot
Aeroplane. I'm not a septic. I'm well known for correcting people who dare say that other horrid word near me.
Love your attitude
i'm not a septic either, neither am I a sanctimonious walloper. Try that near me & I'm well known for correcting uptight tossers.
It's whatever you are comfortable with, within some reasonable parameters - the Joy of English, if you like.