Get out of this one love!
"The Defence calls......Lala Malone to the stand!"
ALLEGEDLY they could supoena her under the Anti-terrorism Act, although claims she will be investigated for War Crimes are unequivocally and categorically untrue, I can't emphasise the fallacy of that enough....
If found guilty, she will, however, BY LAW, have, in future and in perpetuity, to ALWAYS be referred to in the PRESS, as 'Truth Terrorist Malone'...allegedly and unfoundedly
sigh.....bring back Lurker, it's not the same without him! ALL IS FORGIVEN OLD CHUM!