Just couldn't resist
Why aeroplanes are better than women
Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
It's easier to get 'trim' in an airplane.
You can keep an airplane from stalling.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush pilot.'
You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.
An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry.
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
Airplanes lose weight faster.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.
An Airplane is easy to roll over.
You can still activate a fifty year old airplane.
Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an airplane.
Airplane's last longer.
Airplane's don't droop after many years.
You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.
An airplane moves when you tell it to.
An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
An airplane will let you use your dip stick anytime you want.
You can change the looks of an airplane.
Airplanes come with manuals.
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out.
Airplanes don't get pregnant.
You can fly a airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your airplanes with your friends.
If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your airplane smokes, you can do something about it.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.
You don't have to deal with blood-tests to register your airplane.
You don't have to convince your airplane that you're a pilot and that you think that all airplanes are equals.
If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say your sorry before you can fly it again.
You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.
Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
Your airplane never wants a night out alone with the other airplanes.
Airplanes don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before flying your airplane