Reminds me of the famous "Don't you know who I am........" late check in/refusal to upgrade/excess baggage/queue jumping story .....
Been posted many times but never wears out for me!
Obnoxious SLF: Don't you know who I am!!!
Ground Hostie (on PA): [fx ding dong] We have a gentleman in the queue at the ...Air check in desk who doesn't know who he is. Anyone able to assist him should report to the desk immediately.
OS: F*** you.
GH: I'm sorry sir, you'll have to queue for that too!!