Jimlad,
I can't thank you enough for the link to this excellent site. As I sit here in the Purple Learning Centre plotting the eventual take over of ALL other departments by the RAF I find that my location here at Watchfile has moved (without warning and without noticing) from the Oxon/Wilts borders to BERKSHIRE! Those damn coneheads in their no longer secret bunkers HAVE cracked teleport.
Some of the info is so out of date I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Excellent fun