Talkin' R,
My wife has long referred to sheep as woolly pigs - does she know the secret? Is she actually the designated Gauleiter for this area in the aftermath of said nuclear war?
Stop Start,
Nice try, but what self-respecting alien would build a UFO that would fit in a Herc. They're flown to Benson in C-17s and transported as underslung loads to the unknown secret base at Henley in Berkshire. Not the Oxfordshire Henley cos that would be too obvious....