You couldn't write this script, its mad.
At the end of Gulf War II, Comical Ali, The Iraqi Information Minister went missing without a trace. He was known for his sound grasp of the facts and realities of life. One of his more famous quotes was:
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." This was said as US armour drove past his ministry.
It now appears that he has turned up in BASSA HQ leading their truth and reconcilliation committee. I am shortly expecting a press release from him saying:
"Lying is forbidden in
BASSA.
BASSA reps will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as
they are people of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
(my bold replacing 'Iraq', 'the president' and 'he is a man'.
Is there any individual, group or organisation even remotely involved in this dispute that BASSA hasn't tried to blame, smear or be rude about?
All the best to the sane.