Chuckle!
My son who works for M$oft, snootily told me the other day to wash my mouth out with soap when I talked of Googling. Bing is M$'s best-kept secret... their rival to Goog; snag is no-one much seems to like it or use it.
I must send him your definition, Dan; he'll enjoy 'seems to be some sort of search engine' (not)