Dear Mr Walsh,
If you find yourself a bit short a crew, just down the road at Terminal 1, a couple of hundred A319/320/321 trained crew will find out on Feb 25th that they're being made redundant. We're used to operating 4 and 5 sectors in a day (with no long turnarounds at LHR), operating on minumum crew levels, used to flying to Cairo and Tel Aviv, and coming straight back without two local nights rest down route, and all for quite a bit less money than you're currently shelling out. Give us a shout, we might be very grateful for a pay packet come the end of Feb (just in time to go through a quick SOP/SEP course and be ready to fly in March).
Just a thought
You are closer to the truth than you could ever imagine