Mooney,
For a man of your standing, there is only one place for you to stay in Dubai.......
Burj Al-Arab........
http://www.jumeirahinternational.com
Just dont ask me to pay for it!
Alternatively, check out the Dubai summer festival website,
www.mydsf.com to compare the Touchdown prices.
Remember that this is SUMMER TIME, it's bloody HOT.
Enjoy.
Mutt.