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18th Jan 2010, 00:50

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GADRIVR

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"Sir, there appears to be a rather large package in your pants. A strip search is going to be involved.

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Sir, is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??!!.......oh....it is?! Well....want to come back to my place then?

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