a much less annoying time with adults sitting next to me who know how to behave.
Really? The most annoying people who've sat adjacent to me on flights have been adults. Overflowing into my space, opening their newspapers into my space, playing their ghastly noise through raspy hissy headphones, farting, belching, sniffing, picking their noses, breathing halitosis and garlic laden breath over me, non-stop talking, trying to convert me, fidgeting, spilling drinks, falling asleep lolling over me. Children are far more pleasant travel companions.
Except the 24 year old blonde who had her hands all over me on the flight and tried to seduce me into coming to her hotel when we arrived in the evening. Sadly though I woke up and discovered my coffee was cold and it was all a dream.