...and as the aircraft taxy's in at BNE a rather agititated pax (lets call him
Sunfish) fumbles for his mobile and tries to dial it. His hands are shaking in a rage making it difficult, but he eventually gets on to his journo mate:
S: I nearly died..sob
J: Whoa there..who is this?
S: It's me...these bastards did this on purpose..don't they know who I am?
J: Oh its you Sunny
S: I'll sue them, thats what I'll do!
J: You're gonna sue United?
S: No you idiot! Qantas!
J: But I heard it was United..
S: Yeah but this is Qantas fault..it's got to be! Damned Sydney-centric arseholes...sob
...and so on and so forth..
