bast0n, so sorry to hear of your mishap with the icy conditions. I hope that remedial repair work is effected quickly and successfully in accordance with the Regulations. So much for my feeble attempt at humour. As to yours, a fish head or two dotted amongst the crabs would indeed have been a witty take on a serious business. As it was you chose Schadenfreude. I did warn about that!
The front line may well be manned by retired Air Marshals of various luminosities. Behind them, uncomfortable with their part in a scandal that pre-dated the Mull tragedy but directly linked to it, may be those of a more piscine persuasion. We shall, without doubt, see in due course.