Wow! Follow The Follow Me!
You really are amazing! I am, frankly, in awe of you! I imagine most of us poor, insecure, browbeaten weirdos at CX are!
By your own admission you fly like an ace....I am so impressed! I'm glad to see that you demonstrate such humility and modesty! You must be surrounded by an aura as you glide through the hallowed halls of KA House! I'm now really glad that I turned the Dragonair offer down in favour of working for CX because you would have been a hard act to follow! Of course, that means having to suffer a wide and varied route structure on the 777 fleet flying with a great bunch of pilots...none as skilled as you of course...and enduring possibly the best training department anyone could hope for, but that is a cross I am willing to bear!
Anyway, Ace, may I call you Ace, or do you prefer Captain Ace, Sir? I have to go, now, and attend my Assertiveness and Self Worth course in TST.... May the others that surround you bask in the warm glow of your superiority! Oh, how I envy them!



