I was on a job last summer flying an airborne survey. Operator in the back of cab was a Russian right of the boat to Canuck land. First flight with this walt, he told me , if he didn;t like my flying he was gonna kick me out the door (in flight) and take over, cause he was a member of Spetsnaz, yeah right, the fat B####d was outta breath walking to the cookshack for his meals. Also figured he had been invited to emigrate to Canada cos the military wanted his advice on how to run JTF2. The W####r thought we were laughing with him, not at him Tosser.
Must say if that was the calibre of Ivans Spec warriors, we would of had no trouble
