Farsical........
You could not make it up. The mighty RAF defeated by some snow, and accountants who decided they would trim the fat, trimmed too far I tell ee boy.
Nice to know you are all ensuring the humour switch is on.
Just walk some scruffy sootie J/T's onto the runway with hands in pockets and beret's at a jaunty angle. fetch Joe and use his apoplectic rage to de-ice the whole base.