Weather: 9 months of perfect climate, followed by 3 months of hot dust
You must be either English or a piss-taker. Possibly both. As stated by the Baron (whose English is much better these days!
), there are about three months of decent weather after which is starts to get hot. Then it starts to bake and it gets really, really humid, then the temperature goes up and the humidity goes from high to oppressive and it stays like that for three to four months, after which it backs off to a nice period of really hot with high humidity. Then it's just hot for a while. Then you get a couple of months of nice weather during which you can't help keeping an eye on the calendar, knowing it only lasts a short while.
ALL THE WHILE, it's sandy, hazy and dusty. You can't see stars at night. Leave anything outside and it's covered in sand and dirt in no time.
The beaches have been trashed by the changes wrought by the introduction of palm islands and jingly sewage-truck drivers.
Beaches. Great if you enjoy swimming into silt, turds and spinneys bags. Or sun-bathing next to some KFC refuse a habibi dumped on the sand because it's "his country" or whatever although it's really just plain breeding.
But I like it here.