Has anyone been tempted to try the old Plod-baiting trick? Where you build a snowman, dress it up to look like an RAF copper, then watch as they knock it down with a Land Rover? Then build another, this time around a concrete bollard. Then watch whilst the Plods wrap their Land Rover around the bollard on their next attempt...
Last time I heard this story was at Chiv many moons ago, slight variation being it was built outside the WRAF block ( remember those?) and given a suitable appendage (so RAF copper may be entirely applicable
). Same result though!