Arrr, if ye rrreally want t' sprrread yerrr win's and apply ferrr pirrratin' jobs in forrreign countrrries, then ye ne'd t' be able t' be flappin' on like one o' th' locals, and a bottle of rum!
Speakie like a locally-borrrn Pirrrate, usin' this easy t' use trrranslaterrr:
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Argh!