Not sure where read it or heard it but 2 NATO Pilots discussing an intercept in late 80's
Pilot 1 "What happens if target decides they want to come home with us"
Pilot 2 "That would be a nightmare as no way could the bar order the volume of Vodka these guys would drink"
Pt 1 "What about the Plane"
Pt 2 "Given its reliability I reckon we could exchange it back for a couple of Ladas"
Pt 1 "Lada!!! FFS They are junk"
Pt 2 "How many intercepts have you done again?"