Fly For food 06
"what are my chances of getting a job on a big ship"
If you are from a previously disadvantaged background your chances are quite good but if you are a white caucasion male we require you to have at least 3 years prior experience of raping, pilliaging and hijacking passenger liners.
Additionally you should be a good team player, and skilled 'hostage ransom' negotiator and be able to speak Arabic and Swahili.
Applicants who are able to look good on CNN while steering an unseaworthy outrigger canoe while firing an Ak47 into the air shouting' Jihad' will get preference.