It is almost as if....... when you read something from someone at the Golden Palace,....... you should consider it to be either a complete lie or the exact opposite of reality!
I've been using this technique for ages now, it works as a Secret Decoder Ring for FCI's and Weekly Operational Bulletins. When I am bored enough to read them.
Sorta like the old joke, how do you know when they're lying to you...when their lips are moving...*yawn*
I've decided they are pathologically incapable of telling the truth. But full marks for consistency.