i declare open house
No luck with the image upload mate? Do you use Mozilla Firefox? Firefox and ImageShack have a great system that complement each other and fit nicely together in the top browser bar with an "upload" button that makes the process very easy. It's just a matter of googling them and downloading the free downloads. We can go from there and there's plenty of help available here as skytrain10 pointed out.
Sorry, (well I'm not really) but "open house" is like a red flag to a bull for me...