You're offered sex everyday but haven't gotten any in months.
If you're late due to factors beyond your control, you are disciplined. If you're pay is late, this is normal.
An Antonov on your frequency is immediately suspect of being on a collision course even if they're a hundred miles away.
Russians consider tranponders a sign of weakness.
Runway lights at the capital of a large nation don't work.
You're at the airplane five hours before scheduled departure and you're still late getting out.
The last captain you flew with was less competent and professional than your former students.
The last captain you flew with blames your entire continent on all the problems in Africa.
You take antibiotics on a daily basis.
You look forward to getting a medical because you need to go to the middle east to see the doc.
You drink excessively and lose weight.
You have more respect and repoir with the local gangsters than the UN.
You've gotten into a barfight that you started with a guy from an NGO that was going to solve all the world's problems because he just graduated from a liberal arts college(so did I:-)) and you are "just to obviously racist and ignorant to understand".
LOL, this place is awesome! Never going back, seriously!!!
