A Rotorheads bash. Sounds like a good idea. Bet it's on my work days though.
Anyone watch Grumpy Old Christmas? It seems I'm not alone. Bah. Still got Christmas dinner to make. Bet they call us out and it burns. Humbug.
Think I'll take a walk out and be a vulnerable misper! Or get my air-rifle out. Or crash my car and say there was someone else driving. No, sod it, I'll just fly over everyone's house who works here and say hello. That's better, I feel all Christmasy now. A big Turkey for the Marley's on me.
And my hairy ar*ed coppers have made me a nice fresh coffee. Lovely.
Merry Christmas all you drivers and passengers out there. Roll on nationalisation.