Well, it is Christmas Eve, and I have been 'summoned' at very short notice to crew a long-haul jet to Paris and back, with the intent of 'rescuing' the delayed and stranded passengers who have found themselves on the wrong side of the Channel. And I'm not even on reserve - that'll teach me to be a bit more circumspect about answering the phone. And I ain't in the RAF anymore, either!
Now I'll have to join the AA's predicted 12 million drivers on the road today. Bugger. Not what I wanted. I wonder if I'll get home before Christmas morning .........
Where does one vote for Kim Yong BEagle to become Supreme Leader ........ oh, sorry, I forgot ...... we don't vote in a dictatorship.
Merry Chrimbo to one and all, wherever you are ...... and that includes you to BEags! Have a good one!