but then you get to taste the arse of every passenger in front of you when it plows in nose-first, boardpig.
boys up the front will be doing the best to save their own backsides, i know i would be.
i love it when passengers jump in my plane in the back saying its "safer". i just say the safest seat is mine, because its my arse thats on it and im going to be looking after it!
but yeah paying for seats just to get off the plane quicker? no thanks not for me, my time isnt THAT precious!