Instructions on how to take the MOD to the cleaners:
1. Buy a farm in South Armargh.
2. Wait for an overflight by a military helicopter.
3. Call for the refrigerated lorry with the frozen dead sheep to be driven across from the South.
4 Lay out the carcusses in on your land.
5 Call local 'onside' vet to certify the animals as dead.
6 Return the carcusses to the South for later use.
7 Submit claim to MOD for an amount just under the threshold for full investigation (approx £5000).
8 Make large contribution to paramilitary organization.
GRRRRRRR
This conviction is not before time.